ANTI-VALENTINE'S DAY

WE DONT NEED NO

STINKIN' VALENTINES!!

WANT TO KNOW WHAT
WE REALLY THINK?

YOU SAY YOU WANT POETRY?
HERE YOU GO!

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot
This describes everything you're not.

MORE YOU SAY?

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that bag from off your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

DID YOU KNOW....

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<center>WE DONT NEED NO <img src="http://www.divazdesignz.net/Graphics/Holidays/Valentines/anti_choc.jpg" /> STINKIN' VALENTINES!!<img src="http://www.divazdesignz.net/Graphics/Holidays/Valentines/bite me.jpg" /> 
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</TABLE> WANT TO KNOW WHAT WE REALLY THINK? 
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YOU SAY YOU WANT POETRY? HERE YOU GO!
 
 Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, 
But I slept with you because I was pissed. 
<img src="http://www.divazdesignz.net/Graphics/Holidays/Valentines/heart.gif" /> 
I thought that I could love no other 
Until, that is, I met your brother. 
<img src="http://www.divazdesignz.net/Graphics/Holidays/Valentines/heart.gif" /> 
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. 
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head. 
<img src="http://www.divazdesignz.net/Graphics/Holidays/Valentines/heart.gif" /> 
Kind, intelligent, loving, and hot 
This describes everything you're not. 
MORE YOU SAY? 
 
I want to feel your sweet embrace 
But don't take that bag from off your face. 
<img src="http://www.divazdesignz.net/Graphics/Holidays/Valentines/heart.gif" /> 
I love your smile, your face, your eyes. 
Damn, I'm good at telling lies! 
<img src="http://www.divazdesignz.net/Graphics/Holidays/Valentines/heart.gif" /> 
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, 
Marrying you screwed up my life. 
<img src="http://www.divazdesignz.net/Graphics/Holidays/Valentines/heart.gif" /> 
I see your face when I am dreaming. 
That's why I always wake up screaming.

DID YOU KNOW....
 
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